How To Fire Your Idiot Boss In 9 Days

I read something the other day I couldn't believe. Ithow to sell online, and many professionals who would
angered me. Want to know what it was? The newslike to sell an information product. The opportunities
article I read talked about being cautious whenare usually endless. Last year the number one
looking for work. Apparently your boss, the one thatprofession in the market place was being a business
pays your bills, has nothing better to do than runcoach. With more and more people jumping the
phony ads on and in your local paper looking tocorporate ship without a life raft that need is getting
entrap you. I found this very odd. The other strangebigger all the time. Sock some money away in the
attitude I see recently revolves around this "Feed thebank and get a feel for what you are doing before
Pig" campaign. This sends out a real subtle messageyou jump the ship yourself. When the time is right
upon first viewing. It scolds the viewer and looksyou must make a clean break. It is customary to
down upon basically creating a better life for oneself.give your boss a 2 week notice. But if your situation
The whole idea here is to save money and live asis really dire don't be afraid to call the thing off and
tight as you can and to live in fear wheneverbolt for the door. You have to do what is best for
possible. Is this still America? I have to ask this outyou despite all the nagging advice of your weekly
loud because if I am not mistaken this country waslocal business columnist. The average salary, take
built on having real balls. In fact if you go back in timehome pay, from a company is a little under a
you'll find that people had their own businesses. Thisthousand bucks a week. It is not uncommon to get
was actually the norm at one time. Somewhereas much as $5,000 a week when you get things
during the industrial revolution we lost scope of thismoving in your business. The trick is going to be
and jobs became the norm in 20th Century America.making that number consistent. You will have to
The idea of free spirited living slowly succumbed towork with business coaches to get those high
living like a thrifty coward. You don't owe the systemnumbers to be a regular thing but it is worth it. Here's
anything. A recent episode of the news on ABCHow You Ditch Your Boss There is one eternal truth
showed that the banks are not sympathetic tothat you must comprehend. 90% of all companies I
foreclosures. They have no problem throwing youtalk to do not know how to market themselves. This
back out on the street. You see I differ from mostis true in just about every income bracket I run
people. I am actually embarrassed to tell people thatacross and this also includes many different types of
I attended college. I would rather be out on theindustry. Some of their marketing woes would stun a
street duking it out and getting into all kinds ofrhino. It is mind boggling how these companies
adventures. It is the heart and soul of anmanage to stay in business month after month -
entrepreneur. I'd rather do that than to live in fear ofyear after year. It is going to be your job to meet
a bank, existing within meager means, and to cowerwith them and figure out what they need. The
in front of an idiot boss. BREAKING FREE First of all,second earth shattering world truth is that companies
never look for a job while at work. This is one of thewould just as soon hire a temp, gurus, or a
worst things you can do. Your boss has a "busy"consultant of some sort to get them through a
schedule and who knows what he does behindhurdle. As an employee your transition into hardcore
closed doors. I haven't worked in a corporate hellbusiness entrepreneur is going to be challenging one.
hole in years but here is a clue. You can bet thatEventually you are going to have to be good at
once he is in his inner sanctum he has nothing to dosniffing these out. Your skills will improve. You may
but to scour the web looking for clues on his staff.want to create an information based product to
This is in between uploading pictures of his kids to hislaunch your departure from your company. Info
personal site, yapping on the blow horn, and surfingproducts are always in demand for companies.
joke sites. Its another hard day in the life of a typicalAnything you can do to shorten a learning curve for
corporate bonehead. You owe it to yourself toa company is always welcomed, and there are many
expand your horizons and to take on a new type ofareas in which you can service. You can create a
paycheck. Becoming an entrepreneur takes a lot ofproduct for tutorials and training, teaching, online
guts and a lot of knowledge. This is the kind ofdemonstrations and so on. Anything recorded in video
education that you won't get much of in an officeand audio get a much higher price than something
environment. Posting resumes on job sites is a badyou would sell in a printed format. This could build up
idea if you are still employed. Faxing out your resumeto be a sizeable nest egg. After you get your feet
is another bad idea and will most likely get you sentwet in this area and feel comfortable you can quit
to the HR office if you get caught. I suggest cheapyour job. If you are a risk taker you can just quit
postcards to potential business ventures. Try doingwithout a plan like I did! This will help you get on your
something cheap with an 800 number on it so youfeet quick and this type of brash move is not for
can check your messages discreetly. You can puteveryone. Leaving a job on a whim was one of the
together a simple newsletter and sending it out togreatest things I have ever done. It forced me to
prospects or business partners you want to meet uplearn new skills and strategies. I was able to score
with. Thanks to information technology there are a$5,600 bucks in 24 hours using a combination of Ebay
lot of ways you can mask your money seekingtechniques, web site marketing and my 800 number.
efforts. This includes voice broadcast, FAX, 800I bet you can do the same. Everyone is an open
numbers, newsletters, webinars, email marketing justbook and has a wide range of skills and abilities that
to name a few. To plan your escape you need to doare unique to each person. Walking Out Into The
the following. 1. Set up a 800 number with aWide Open Air A good friend once asked, "Did you
pre-recorded message on it. This will let people knowever walk out into the middle of nothing?". I knew
what you are offering or selling. Some 800 numberswhat he meant immediately and its true, being in
will let people FAX in order forms to you. I foundbusiness for yourself can be a very scary position in
that working with 1.800.PATLIVE was a great choice.life. There are no limits to how much you can make.
Its inexpensive and very discreet. You can have a 10That is the message I wish the media would project
minute selling commercial on it and open up fiveon people instead of this really lame, "Feed the Pig"
separate lines with different offers on it. 2. Create aBS. Living cowardly is not the American way. There is
newsletter that you can mail out to potential businessnothing to be gained from cowering away from your
clubs and social groups. 3. Submit articles to nicheown potential and its certainly not admirable or
publications. The beauty of this is because nichenoteworthy. I'd like to comfort your nervous nature
publications are so underground your boss will neverand tell you that its okay to be scared. Its alright to
know where to look. These are not like thebe terrified of your sloth like slow moving boss with
magazines you can buy at Borders and Barnes andbullish overtones and bad karma. I'd like to tell you
Nobles. Its also great for lead generation. 4. Takethat it is okay to over think the future and worry
orders for phone consultations for what you do. Youabout what your coworkers will think of you for
can take your calls on your lunch hour and when youleaving your place of employment. I'd like to bring
get off at 5 PM. This is a great thing to do when youyour fears to rest but there is one thing that I think
are just starting out and it's a great way to build upyou should know..... .... I wish I could remember the
your bank account while still being employed. 5. Get anames of all my former coworkers. But the truth is I
merchant account so you can process orders online.can only remember certain faces. I don't remember
Getting a web site will help you accept paymentthe full names of people I worked with in the
from your public. Make sure you get 50% - 100% forcorporate arena. I suppose that has largely to do
your services up front. Get your money up front thewith the fact that I feel those day do not matter
way lawyers do. You tell them that you work onmuch in the current scope of things. My new days of
retainer only or by project basis. 6. Set up a seminarbeing an entrepreneur greatly outweigh those
after work at community based setting. This couldtorturous long days and asinine late nights I spent in
be in a café, bookstore or in an art gallery. Youcorporate life. To do these skills well you may need
can get a great room at a public library. Treat thesome practice before you split. You will have to ditch
affair like an exhibition and make sure you get plentyall the fundamentals you have now in your current
of business cards from prospects. 7. Find out whatenvironment. You will have to trade in all the negative
people want. Everybody wants something in this life.situations for powerful new ones. These will seem a
Your job is to be the facilitator in this area. A lot ofbit odd at first. Be strong.
doctors have side projects that they cannot deliverTed Cantu runs iMobile Media ( )and works out of
to the public due to lack of marketing ability, thereNYC, Chicago, and Detroit, Michigan.
are start up companies out there that do not know